Ready Now?

I'm not very patient.

Really not.  In some things, I am.  But in most things I really am NOT patient.

For example:  Friend of mine said we'd play a game "in a bit".  I asked an hour later, "when is 'in a bit'?".  I never got an answer.  And then 3 hours go by, nothing.  And then another 2 hours go by.

So I decided to put in a movie.

"Ready to play?" 

"Oh, now you wanna play? I just put in a movie because I thought you forgot about me again."

"............."

"You asked me to play 5 hours ago..."

"I said in a bit, but it's cool let me know when you're done."

"I'm not interested in watching the movie.  I only put it on because I wasn't doing anything.  Besides waiting."

And nothing.

I'm still waiting.

Oh.  Now, "I'm eating, be on in a second."

*sigh* 

Friend = red
Me = blue

*bangs head on desk*